Queues are one of the
most common things around the world. There are queues for banks, movie tickets,
electricity bill and for many other things. Although the revolution with
internet banking and online payment has helped in shortening these queues but still
it has a strong base to exist for longer period of time. Most of the people
find queues to be very much interesting and boring because in a queue, you have
to wait for long, sweating, forced to listen to others gossip, people trying
to jostle in queue, pushing you back, fighting on how someone entered from that
side but instead of all these problems if you will look at queues, you will
find it one of the most interesting place to be.
Among all type of
queues, I find the TATKAL queues to be the most interesting one. Between
10:00-10:30, queues of TATKAL are the most active place in world, leaving stock
market, global political meetings and even cricket matches behind. INDIAN
RAILWAY started this scheme of TATKAL to help people in getting reserved tickets
just a day before journey but due to bad management and improper planning, it
has become a headache for the passengers. People keep standing outside the
closed gates of reservation counter from 7:00 PM, 6:00 PM and even from 3:00 PM
till 10:30 AM of the next day. Whenever I see the railway employee behind the
ticket counter, I feel very sorry for him not because he got that job but
because he will be there to listen to all the slang and scolding by people
standing in the queue to do it as fast as possible.
If you will look at the
queue of TATKAL, you will find different types of men. These particular
categories of men will be standing in every queue of TATKAL all over India. So
I have categorized all the men standing in the a TATKAL queue according to their
traits in the queue
GURU JI (THE EXPERT ONE)- Most of the time you
will find him standing at the first position but sometime they also stand at 4th
or 5th position in the TATKAL queue. They keep on suggesting people
on how to fill TATKAL forms, how to get your tickets done as fast as possible.
Without any demand they keep their supply of suggestion high. They will ask for
your form, have a look at it and will say “ID pe signature beta, ID pe
signature’. The way they give suggestion, it looks like that he came in this
world through a TATKAL ticket booked by his mother. Sometimes they are also
AGENTS or DALAAL. They will keep on saying, always keep change, book and move,
don’t panic you will get it done. In case of AGENT, they will look like
suffering from malnutrition, wearing grubby shirts and trousers, smoking bidi
but will be booking 1st class AC ticket for RAJDHANI EXP.
KRANTIKARI (THE FREEDOM
FIGHTER)- They are one of the most
active people in the queue. They are mostly found at the middle of the queue
and keep on shouting. They make sure that no one enters in the queue from any
side. They are wholesaler of slang and have contacts number of friends ready
to arrive at the station to fight on their speed dial. They are the one from
whom, the railway employees are most frightened of. Standing in the queue if you let anyone stand
in front of you , they will shout on you, if you will make it late on counter,
they will shout on you, if you will move a little from the queue, they will
shout on you. They do 70 % of RPF’S and
Local police’s work.
ABHAAGA(THE FRUSTRATED
ONE)- He is the most irritated person in the queue. He is mostly found 8th
or 9th position or even behind that. They don’t talk with anyone,
keep on peeping to the counter, will make faces like they have been diagnosed
with HIV positive. They know that they have only 50 % chances of getting a
confirmed TATKAL ticket so they are one of the most isolated persons in the
queue.
SIDDHU (THE TALKTIVE
ONE)- It looks like people of these
category are in the queue not to get their ticket confirmed but to talk as much
as possible. They will keep on telling you about their different TATKAL experiences
and if your luck is bad, they will start the never ending discussion of
politics. They know that they have to do something to pass the time and they
find that talking is the best way possible.
KHOYA CHAAND (THE LOST
ONE)- These type of persons don’t care what’s happening in the queue , how much
time if left for opening of the counters, who is in front of them, who is
behind them, they are just lost in themselves. They will keep on looking at the
form, mobile phones, ceiling of the reservation room, list of train timing
hanging at the wall.
UMEED (THE LAST MAN
STANDING)- He is the last one standing in the queue. He knows deep in his heart
that he is not going to get any ticket but he has belief in god, in miracle and
that’s why he keeps on standing at the last position in the queue. They are
standing in the queue on the basis of hope which results in returning home at
10:30 with empty hands and hope of getting it tomorrow.
Expert Analysis... Especially the Krantikaari one... btw who are you among them?
ReplyDeleteThnx...well...i am the khoya chaand
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