10 charatcers in every indian marriage

10 characters in every Indian marriage

Indian marriage is an occasion of unlimited enjoyment and fun. All the planning and preparation starts way back from the actual date of the marriage and it is very much necessary because buying clothes for relatives and yourself, arrangement of lights, cameraman, food, tent and all other things can’t be done in a week. Marriage means gathering and there are many common characters whom you will find in most of the marriages. So in this blog, I have mentioned the 10 most common characters whom you will find in every Indian marriage.

1.Food Inspector

They are mostly old people who don’t have anything to do with the marriage or we can say they enjoy monitoring the preparation of food. They will sit around the haulwai under the tent and will keep tasting each and every item being prepared as food inspector and will give an expert comment about every dish. Topics like politics, youth, society and a cup of tea is all they need.

2.Tension initiator

A marriage without even a little bit of tension is like a myth. So many people, so many minds, so many expectations, there has to be  some problem for sure.  But there are few people who are in search of initiating tension or will support such kind of activities. The family organizing the marriage is always afraid of them and provide special care to cool their mind. These kind of people think that a marriage without a tension is a like a dal without tadka.   

3.Song loving Aunty

She is a party animal and that’s why she loves songs. She will rush towards the most highlighted place of the house, take a dholak, will call other ladies and will sing and play tabla till her last breath. They are very much important in every marriage, as a marriage without sangeet is nothing. They set the floor on fire with only vocals, tabla and a spoon.

4. Group of kids

Every marriage has a group of kids who don’t care about the place, time and event. They come like a tornado and destroy most of the things which comes in front of them. Their main aim is to destroy your plans, but everybody loves them.  They don’t stay at a place for more than an hour, but they leave traces of their crime wherever they go. Flowers and other decorations tops their list of destruction.  

5. Loophole Uncle

It doesn’t matter how perfect the marriage is, there will always be a person who will be able to find a loophole in the arrangements. It looks like someone has planned to destroy your happiness and has sent a cross verifier to you. The common complaints of a loophole uncle are

-Food is not good

- Worst sleeping arrangements

- Nobody is responsible

- Gifts are cheaper

6. “You can’t see me” People

Oh so it is a marriage, but it doesn’t matter to “you can’t see me” people because they can be seen only three times a day; breakfast, lunch and dinner. Nobody knows where they are, from where they come and where they go. They can also belong to the distant relatives category who are not that much popular among the family and that’s why they keep themselves hidden.

7. Not available guy

A marriage requires a lot of preparations and who does that? The answer is simple, the Not available guy. You will see him running from here to there, holding papers and pen in his hand. Family members will keep shouting on him for taking meal and rest, but he will always be in a rush. He is the most necessary part of the marriage as without him, the marriage will not be possible.

8. Party Animal

They are the male party animals who are always ready to drink and smoke. You will mostly find them on  the terrace of the house  with chakhna and bottles. Mehndi, Sangeet, Reception, you name the occasion and they will drink. Everybody knows about the group of these party animals and no one complains as marriage is all about enjoyment.

9. On the time people

They will arrive as the baraat is going to leave the house and will leave as the bride gets off the stage. They are very rare species of marriage and only a few people are able to see them. They don’t believe in staying and are very much punctual to the time. Before knowing their name, you will know their train schedule for departure and arrival.

10. Celebrity

He is either the bride or the groom. Wherever he/she goes, the crowd follows him/her. You will never see them alone as they are always surrounded by people. They are the center of attraction and have mostly yellow colored body. They suffer a lot because sitting and following all those complex rituals is not a piece of cake and that too with an empty stomach.

So if you have seen any of the above mentioned characters in an Indian marriage, do share your experience with them and if you have seen any extra character, we will love to know about them.