LONG HAIRS IN INDIA

Long hairs…not a big deal. Long hairs in India………..it’s a BIG DEAL. Long hairs in India are not new. All the gods were having long, back brushed, curly sideburns, painters, poets used to have long hairs in India from long. But it goes like this, if you are selling bhaang (weed) on shiv ratri (Festival of Lord Shiva) then it will be considered as Prasad (sacrament) but when you will smoke it on some other day, it will be illegal. It doesn’t matter even it is being done from 10,000 + years, if you do it, it will be strange and odd.  First of all, salute to all those people in India who are having long hairs in India, because it’s not an easy task in India. I don’t have long hairs but most of my friends are having long hairs and for all those morons who think it’s odd let me tell you long hairs enhances their personality and way of representing themselves. So here are the 7 problems which is faced by people who are having long hairs in India.

1. Ladkiyo wale saukh rakhte ho

Have you told any god who wears ear rings, lipstick, long hairs that they are girlish. No, they will be considered as the center of man power and who told you that boys can’t have long hairs. I like long hairs and will marry a girl, didn’t you know that?

2. Ye tmhare dharm me ata hai

The nails which you grow, the beard which you shave, all that comes in your religion. Man,  three guys, a christen, hindu, muslim are having long hairs, then what? It’s not always about religion. Most of those morons connect everything to religion like protest, killing, celebration and fighting.

3.  Oh hoye (From back), oh aap ladke ho (from front)- eve teasing

Eve teasing is common and someone with long hairs is supposed to be a girl. Two guys were just behind me and my friend(with long hairs). One of them said “Kya maal hai” then they crossed and turned back and said “ oh teri ye to munda hai(oh ye to ladka hai).  Go and check out girls have boy cut hairs too,  it will be easy for you to eve tease.

4.  Infinite staring

You will have the same feeling which girls feel on streets. They will stare at you like you were Jadoo without clothes. All the eyes will be on like you have committed some crime.

5. He is gay

What? Is it written on my head? Let me check in mirror, oh I see a crowd of fools who have nothing to do  and oh something is written on their head too, what it is, yeah it’s in Times New Roman, font 22- Cowards.

6.  Wasted

In our happy metal family, torn out jeans, leather jacket with patches, long hairs is considered as one of the most respected outfit but here it is considered as someone whose life is totally wasted. A musician with M.tech degree from one of the most respected university in India, with lots of knowledge will be considered as junky if he walks with this type of outfit but a rapist, murder, illiterate man will walk in white paijama and kurta, will be considered as one of the most respected man in society.

7.  Kitne me chalega (Male escorts)

Yeah u don’t believe it but I have seen this happening in reality. What a person’s hair has to do with his sexual arousal? It is as irrational as connecting Barack Obama’s visit to India with India’s performance in Test at Australia. Sound odd? Yeah, now you feel what if someone with long hairs is asked “kitne me chaloge”