First of all a huge round of applause for AIB, Karan Johar, Arjun Kapoor, Ranveer Singh all those who made those 50-60 min.(i don't remember exactly) of my life the most memorable one. I was laughing like a maniac during the show. I am not a big fan of Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh but after watching AIB Roaster, I can say that yes they are the perfect youth icon of modern India. Now modern India is different for dumbshithead(DSH), it is girls wearing short dresses, men raping, youth becoming junkies and blah blah but for others it is people taking jokes on themselves, becoming globalized, connecting with the world and moving on from the business of culture. I am a big fan of AIB and TVF and I have watched all their videos. So here is a tribute from my side to AIB, explaining the whole AIB Roaster, from starting till deleting the video as a school scene.
School Name- AIB (Academic International Board)
Class- 7th
Students- Karan Kumar, Arjun Tiwari, Ranveer Jaiswaal, Pandit Chandralaal, Alia Kumari, Deepika Chauhan, Sonakshi Devi, Raghu Dada, Taran Tuntun, Aditi Adakara, Random guy and a group of 5 students who were the craziest one.
Karan was the richest student in the class. His dad killed a milkman and became rich. He was having lots of money and used to give party at the samosa wala bhaiya every friday. People used to watch him whenever he sponsored party at somosa wala bhaiya with special white chutney.
Arjun and Ranveeir were the most famous one and used to visit at samosa wala bhaiya sponsored by other rich brats of the class. Arjun was a stoner and a very good stoner. Their parents were teacher in their class, so they were supposed to be famous.
Alia, Sonakshi and Deepika were the hottest girls of the class and Alia was a little dumb, her dad was rich so she used to pass the classes. Sonakshi dad was kusti teacher while Deepika's dad was PT teacher.
Raghu was the badass of his class. He used to have a brother and they both were twins but rajeev was suspended because of proxy matter of Raghu.
Random guy was an asshole. He hated everyone's fame, name, and money. He was the most ugliest and was bringing cold maggi shaped of tiffin box from 6 years and used to drink water from the same maggi tiffin without washing.................yalk
Aditi was the most demanding girls in college. Sometimes she used to start dancing at the mango tree and students used to bunk their classes to see Aditi. Aditi was of modern thinking and the hottest assets of class.
School Name- AIB (Academic International Board)
Class- 7th
Students- Karan Kumar, Arjun Tiwari, Ranveer Jaiswaal, Pandit Chandralaal, Alia Kumari, Deepika Chauhan, Sonakshi Devi, Raghu Dada, Taran Tuntun, Aditi Adakara, Random guy and a group of 5 students who were the craziest one.
Karan was the richest student in the class. His dad killed a milkman and became rich. He was having lots of money and used to give party at the samosa wala bhaiya every friday. People used to watch him whenever he sponsored party at somosa wala bhaiya with special white chutney.
Arjun and Ranveeir were the most famous one and used to visit at samosa wala bhaiya sponsored by other rich brats of the class. Arjun was a stoner and a very good stoner. Their parents were teacher in their class, so they were supposed to be famous.
Alia, Sonakshi and Deepika were the hottest girls of the class and Alia was a little dumb, her dad was rich so she used to pass the classes. Sonakshi dad was kusti teacher while Deepika's dad was PT teacher.
Raghu was the badass of his class. He used to have a brother and they both were twins but rajeev was suspended because of proxy matter of Raghu.
Random guy was an asshole. He hated everyone's fame, name, and money. He was the most ugliest and was bringing cold maggi shaped of tiffin box from 6 years and used to drink water from the same maggi tiffin without washing.................yalk
Aditi was the most demanding girls in college. Sometimes she used to start dancing at the mango tree and students used to bunk their classes to see Aditi. Aditi was of modern thinking and the hottest assets of class.
Taran was the most studious one and used to write complaints about others to teachers and gave rating to every student in class
Once those 5 craziest students thought why not to call karan to sponsor Arjun and Ranveer at somosa wala bhaiya and also call the badass guy with those pretty girls, Taran and Aditi. They will have party their and the remaining money will be given to the poor shop wala bhaiya for......................................... giving chocolates.
They called everybody and started making fun of each other. Everyone was enjoying every moment of it with other 40 classmates and suddenly someone complaints against the party to security and principal and they stopped the party. The random guy started telling everyone that it was a bad party because it was having hari mirchi ki chatni with garam samosa which is bad for kids and making fun of each other is like killing them.
He said we don't need to think about how to improve our school, how to call other students in our school, how to unite our school so that students from other school will also come to visit our school but we need to think about the hari mirch ki chatni which can tingle your taste buds, oh my god it can even kill you.
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